Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Huff H Law]

I made B-Ball court.

Spoiler!

Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "I DEMAND TO SEE MY LAWYER"
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "I want to sue Franklin"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "I WANT TO SUE YOU"
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "He's rude as hell and vomited all over the kitchen"

Dexter Grifflez the Clown [145.9] asks, "Someone called for a lawyer?"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "YES"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "ME"
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "I'm suing the hell out of him"

C. Janet Pubster screams!
Franklin Briner says, "I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT"
Franklin Briner says, "BASKETBALL COURT"
Franklin Briner says, "BE THERE"
Franklin Briner says, "OR BE SQUARE"

Dexter Grifflez the Clown [145.9] says, "Don't worry, you can both be my clients. Whichever one of you makes it to the courtroom first doesn't have to pay."
Dexter Grifflez the Clown [145.9] says, "Franklin wins the 'don't pay the lawyer' race."
Franklin Briner says, "I'm gonna be making court into b ball court"
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "Franklin cheated"
Franklin Briner groans.
Franklin Briner vomits on the floor profusely!
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "Check his blood"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "Whine, whine, whine"
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "He is hopped up on sugar and meth"
Franklin Briner [145.9] asks, "Is that all you do?"
Dexter Grifflez the Clown [145.9] says, "Blood tests aren't admissable in this court."
Dexter Grifflez the Clown [145.9] says, "And as your attornery Janet, I urge you to agree with me."
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] exclaims, "Jerk!"
Dexter Grifflez the Clown says, "Whoa, that's gonna be an extra charge."

C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "FUCKING CHEATER"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "YOU BROUGHT OUT GUNS TO THE COURT"
C. Janet Pubster [145.9] says, "THERE IS NO RULE THAT SAYS YOU CAN'T"