The Good Sec Thread(tm)

[Coolguye]

I'm still curious as to why this thread exists.

I'd respond to your post longhand but it's pretty obvious you're taking this to a place it was never meant to go to. I'd suggest you read some of the followup posts and the wiki article revamp that came out of it. The entire point was not to turn everyone into drones, but to provide some guidance beyond those 3 horribly holey and painfully vague rules you mention. The wiki itself has a big red warning box saying 'DON'T BE SHIT', which is kind of hard when your only direction on how not to be shit is 'don't bash peoples' teeth in with harmbatons'.