Goonhub
12-23-2014, 12:53 AM
I spawned as a Scientist and, after taking on the role of Research Director upon the original one going braindead, I contracted airborne GBS. I then promptly went to the test chamber to incinerate myself.
Fast forward a while, and suddenly I spawn as Krampus 2.0, with the sole direction to "fuck shit up." I wondered how I was going to be able to adequately do so, being a cube of meat with no limbs, access, or method of speech...but then I discovered that, if I picked up an item, it was basically gone forever. I promptly flopped over to medbay, stripped and subsumed the inventory of one of the nearby corpses, and happened upon the Captain. I swiftly removed the Captain's heirloom cowboy boots, snatched them, and flopped off, the Captain trying to kill me in an absolute rage afterwards. However, being the immortal Krampus, the Captain's attacks were pretty much useless, though I did get tasered to the point that I was actually rendered deaf. Somehow.
Upon adminhelping my deafness problem, something unexpected happened: I was suddenly no longer Krampus and was now a Blob Overmind. You see, in the round prior, I had gotten emagged as a cyborg but had no real way of knowing due to emagged laws being a bit buggy. One of the admins apparently took pity on what was basically a lost antagonist round and granted me the chance to play as a blob. Not soon after spawning, the emergency shuttle was called, so I plopped myself down in tech storage and began work, knowing that I'd have to work pretty fast to make it to a populated area. Surely enough, through my ruthless expansion strategies, basically all of the escape hallway was enveloped in blob by the time the shuttle arrived...and then I went onto envelop the emergency shuttle itself. I ended up getting blindsided by two people coming in from an external airlock with welders, but given the sudden circumstance, the fact that this was my first time playing as a blob, and the time limit I was running on, I think I did a pretty damn good job as a blob.
I took on the RD's identity, stole and obliterated the Captain's shoes, and turned the entirety of the escape wing into a deathzone, all in one round. Most entertaining game I've had to date, I'd say.
Fast forward a while, and suddenly I spawn as Krampus 2.0, with the sole direction to "fuck shit up." I wondered how I was going to be able to adequately do so, being a cube of meat with no limbs, access, or method of speech...but then I discovered that, if I picked up an item, it was basically gone forever. I promptly flopped over to medbay, stripped and subsumed the inventory of one of the nearby corpses, and happened upon the Captain. I swiftly removed the Captain's heirloom cowboy boots, snatched them, and flopped off, the Captain trying to kill me in an absolute rage afterwards. However, being the immortal Krampus, the Captain's attacks were pretty much useless, though I did get tasered to the point that I was actually rendered deaf. Somehow.
Upon adminhelping my deafness problem, something unexpected happened: I was suddenly no longer Krampus and was now a Blob Overmind. You see, in the round prior, I had gotten emagged as a cyborg but had no real way of knowing due to emagged laws being a bit buggy. One of the admins apparently took pity on what was basically a lost antagonist round and granted me the chance to play as a blob. Not soon after spawning, the emergency shuttle was called, so I plopped myself down in tech storage and began work, knowing that I'd have to work pretty fast to make it to a populated area. Surely enough, through my ruthless expansion strategies, basically all of the escape hallway was enveloped in blob by the time the shuttle arrived...and then I went onto envelop the emergency shuttle itself. I ended up getting blindsided by two people coming in from an external airlock with welders, but given the sudden circumstance, the fact that this was my first time playing as a blob, and the time limit I was running on, I think I did a pretty damn good job as a blob.
I took on the RD's identity, stole and obliterated the Captain's shoes, and turned the entirety of the escape wing into a deathzone, all in one round. Most entertaining game I've had to date, I'd say.