Best moments ever thread 2.0

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As a geneticist, a crew member with the name "A butt that makes fart sounds" asked me to save his UI+UE and turn him into a monkey. Thinking nothing of it I did what he asked. By the end of the round half of the crew was named "A butt that makes fart sounds" the captain had given the monkey a stamped notice to grief and the admins had allowed him to speak to humans. I felt like such a good geneticist that round.