Bouncy Bombs

[Sam Guivene]

I want smart bombs

I am a bomb made to blow up but I choose not to.

If there were a sentient bomb as a telesci prize i would laugh so hard.

"Life is fleeting. Life is ephemeral. Life is meaningless. I am a bomb, made to explode, and yet, I do wish to die. Please, no!"

Just gonna drop this here

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1286