Goonhub
12-14-2014, 02:13 AM
I traitor in a huge variety of ways. Favourites are mercury pens, remote bombs, and serial identity theft.
I love casual rampages, but not specifically for the killing; I've got to the point that being arrested and put into a nigh-impossible situation is my favourite challenge.
One of my absolute favourite moments was spending about 20 minutes after arrested befriending two Security Officers. No resistance, chatting about objectives and enemies, voluntarily handcuffing myself when they wanted to come in to the brig, all sorts of lovely things.
Eventually I asked for my gear back, got told no, and after a little bit of nagging, he laughed and caved, so we went up to the lockers at the top
I had timed this perfectly; there was a huge distraction at the AI upload, I had told the detective where I spawned some items I left behind (lies), and Sec was now empty, so I pulled a derringer out of my shoes and shot the cop dead as he opened the locker.
His last words were "that's the last time I make friends"
Another favourite was faking my own death perfectly; after being relentlessly hunted down by a million goddamn people, I scavenged one of my own victims' bodies, dressed them up in all of my clothes and some gear, put a gas mask on him and threw him at the HoS. He bought it, I wandered off, melted my face with acid, shaved and walked right on to the shuttle, where I subsequently shot the HoS to death. He had handcuffed my "corpse" and was keeping it as a trophy.
I've innumerable instances of similar events; derringering cops through windows and walking right out of the brig in his clothes, setting elaborate traps to trigger sequences of escalation and arm myself, disguising myself over and over and over so nobody knows the enemy; a Sec officer once said to me "I think you have sociopathic tendencies"
I have absolutely no idea why this is my favourite traitor activity, as I am entirely the opposite in other roles and IRL
God bless space man
I love casual rampages, but not specifically for the killing; I've got to the point that being arrested and put into a nigh-impossible situation is my favourite challenge.
One of my absolute favourite moments was spending about 20 minutes after arrested befriending two Security Officers. No resistance, chatting about objectives and enemies, voluntarily handcuffing myself when they wanted to come in to the brig, all sorts of lovely things.
Eventually I asked for my gear back, got told no, and after a little bit of nagging, he laughed and caved, so we went up to the lockers at the top
I had timed this perfectly; there was a huge distraction at the AI upload, I had told the detective where I spawned some items I left behind (lies), and Sec was now empty, so I pulled a derringer out of my shoes and shot the cop dead as he opened the locker.
His last words were "that's the last time I make friends"
Another favourite was faking my own death perfectly; after being relentlessly hunted down by a million goddamn people, I scavenged one of my own victims' bodies, dressed them up in all of my clothes and some gear, put a gas mask on him and threw him at the HoS. He bought it, I wandered off, melted my face with acid, shaved and walked right on to the shuttle, where I subsequently shot the HoS to death. He had handcuffed my "corpse" and was keeping it as a trophy.
I've innumerable instances of similar events; derringering cops through windows and walking right out of the brig in his clothes, setting elaborate traps to trigger sequences of escalation and arm myself, disguising myself over and over and over so nobody knows the enemy; a Sec officer once said to me "I think you have sociopathic tendencies"
I have absolutely no idea why this is my favourite traitor activity, as I am entirely the opposite in other roles and IRL
God bless space man