Goonhub
12-13-2014, 03:04 PM
I opened a christmas present and got a piece of paper with Woody's got Wood written on it. In 2014.. On goonstation.
Ok, here's a better story. Yesterday the station was visited by the annoying shit. What is an annoying shit? Well apparently it's a chicken that stunlocks people by throwing snowballs everywhere. Must be a zelda reference. Anyway, there were 2 of these chickens in high traffic hallways, throwing snowballs in every direction and causing the syndicate op to grind to a halt (Along with sec's attempts to arrest the ops.) Naturally, found the chickens inspiring. The following round I changed my character's name to "the annoying shit" and spent the round living up to my name (If there's any way t get a chicken suit on goons please let me know.) I flashed people, stripped the detective, stole shoes, followed people around with a vuvuzela, all the unimaginative obnoxious shit I could think of, until finally the extremely pissed off HOS arrested me for the third time.
The annoying shit: "You're not allowed to take my headset!"
Dr. Kay (The HOS) "Want to see what else I'm not allowed to do?"
And then he dragged me to the armory sans headset and lasered me to death.
Ok, maybe the gimmick fell flat without a chicken suit.
Ok, here's a better story. Yesterday the station was visited by the annoying shit. What is an annoying shit? Well apparently it's a chicken that stunlocks people by throwing snowballs everywhere. Must be a zelda reference. Anyway, there were 2 of these chickens in high traffic hallways, throwing snowballs in every direction and causing the syndicate op to grind to a halt (Along with sec's attempts to arrest the ops.) Naturally, found the chickens inspiring. The following round I changed my character's name to "the annoying shit" and spent the round living up to my name (If there's any way t get a chicken suit on goons please let me know.) I flashed people, stripped the detective, stole shoes, followed people around with a vuvuzela, all the unimaginative obnoxious shit I could think of, until finally the extremely pissed off HOS arrested me for the third time.
The annoying shit: "You're not allowed to take my headset!"
Dr. Kay (The HOS) "Want to see what else I'm not allowed to do?"
And then he dragged me to the armory sans headset and lasered me to death.
Ok, maybe the gimmick fell flat without a chicken suit.