12-10-2014, 10:58 PM
After being ludicrously dispatched as a fire-resistant mutant by getting shoved into the furnace, I suggest that the responsible party should get various silly messages about how they can't seem to burn the guy with fire resistance rather than be able to kill a guy capable of standing in the middle of an overloading engine without dying simply by shoving him into a small box.
"You shove X into the furnace, but they pop right out again."
"You try shoving X into the furnace, but notice with dismay that they don't appear to be burning."
"X pops out of the furnace with a grin on their face, apparently unharmed."
"You shove X into the furnace, but they pop right out again."
"You try shoving X into the furnace, but notice with dismay that they don't appear to be burning."
"X pops out of the furnace with a grin on their face, apparently unharmed."