Goonhub
01-08-2013, 11:55 AM
I was running from one murderous security officer named John Johnson and one harassing chaplain named Shacka because of my declaration of hate for Nanotransen one evening shift. After escaping my pursuers multiple times I jazzed my way through the hallways down to the Bridge lobby to find two security officers declaring they were going to go into Bridge and kill the captain for being a spy. They somehow had access to Bridge, probably from the Head of Personnel who was watching the whole thing occur from his office. Having a desire to play smooth jazz while the murder took place, I followed them in. They surrounded the captain, Maxion, and accused him of being a spy, whereupon they immediately shot him with stunning lasers, stripped him buck naked, and bucklecuffed him to a conference chair. The party being over, I attempted to leave, but was then shot at by the security officers, causing me to dance and play around the room, causing one officer to run out of shots and the other to hit me with perhaps his last or second-to-last shot. I was then forcibly stripped and bucklecuffed to chair opposite the captain, who was yelling he would not talk. Then things got real.
The Chief Engineer, a security officer, and a third man who I forget their job but went by the name of Trent rushed into the Bridge. The CE and officer seemed to have no idea what was going on and were quickly subdued, while Trent attempted to defend himself against both security officers who most decidedly were spies as well as the HoP. Soonafter two other bystanders came to the rescue, the detective and a scientist with a guardbuddy (who yelled at his master's attackers and then disappeared). In the melee of it all everyone was stunned at least twice by a flash or baton, but in the end the CE disposaled himself, the detective was harmbatoned to death, and the chaplain, floating along the station's edge while beating himself with his Bible in order to stay alive, not knowing who to help, smashed his way through the center Bridge window, releasing all the oxygen and heat, killing all five or so of us that were in the room and could not escape.
I wish I had taken a screenshot. I don't know why I didn't. There were bodies and equipment everywhere. (PS: The chaplain came inside and was beaten to death).
The Chief Engineer, a security officer, and a third man who I forget their job but went by the name of Trent rushed into the Bridge. The CE and officer seemed to have no idea what was going on and were quickly subdued, while Trent attempted to defend himself against both security officers who most decidedly were spies as well as the HoP. Soonafter two other bystanders came to the rescue, the detective and a scientist with a guardbuddy (who yelled at his master's attackers and then disappeared). In the melee of it all everyone was stunned at least twice by a flash or baton, but in the end the CE disposaled himself, the detective was harmbatoned to death, and the chaplain, floating along the station's edge while beating himself with his Bible in order to stay alive, not knowing who to help, smashed his way through the center Bridge window, releasing all the oxygen and heat, killing all five or so of us that were in the room and could not escape.
I wish I had taken a screenshot. I don't know why I didn't. There were bodies and equipment everywhere. (PS: The chaplain came inside and was beaten to death).