Adding Seltzer to the Soda Dispenser and Other Drinks

[Sam Guivene]

Name: Chernobeer
Recipe: Uranium + Beer + Unstable Reagent
Color: Light green. #5CD65C, perhaps.
Description: "A beer that RADIATES with flavor!"
Reaction: "The drink begins bubbling violently and glows with a sickly green hue."
Strength: Very potent, possibly with a chance of mutation.

Name: Skittles
Recipe: Wine + Colorful Reagent + Space Drugs
Color: Well, if there was a way to make it flash rainbow, that would be the desired effect. If not, pure white like colorful reagent.
Description: "See the rainbow! Taste the rainbow!"
Reaction: "Your eyes are assaulted with a flurry of color coming from the drink."
Strength: Potent, but not to the "OHMYGOD I'M VOMITING EVERYWHERE" extent. Should also give rainbow-vision and maybe make the drinker flash rainbow, himself.

Name: Skittlebräu
Recipe: Skittles + Beer
Color: Brown
Description: Beer that has candy floating in it, a fat mans dream.
Reaction: You feel a wave of incompetence and obesity wash over you.
Strength: Moderately potent, possibly causes yellowing of the skin and/or obesity.