Goonhub
11-20-2014, 02:52 PM
I spawned as a traitorous Captain, and was just about to start my diabolical, gimmick-fueled run, when a curiosity came over the radio: A particular Mechanic was coming out as a traitor...but announced that he was going to be mass-producing c-sabers.
I immediately, from my office, ordered myself three mindslavers. I had an idea.
First things first, I stopped by the AI upload and gave him a new law saying that he had to speak like Yoda at all times...and, eventually, someone else went in, changed its name to Yoda, and delivered a green lightsaber to the upload. I promptly jaunted over to engineering and picked myself up a purple light saber because hell yeah purple lightsabers. On my way out, I let the Mechanic know that I was a traitor too, and let him in on my plan. His response was that of amusement, and he continued production while I set to work. I tagged a fellow with a mindslaver, brought him to a fairly secluded area, and instructed to him that he was a Sith Lord, and was to wreak havoc across the station. I brought him over to customs, gave him an orange lightsaber, an all-access ID, a job change to "Sith Lord" and a name change to "Darth Pubbs". I then sent him on his merry way. Later, I went down to check up on the mechanic and found a THIRD TRAITOR, and gave him the role of the Jedi Master known as Master Greytide, and he was charged with protecting the station from any eeeeevildoers.
I then tagged someone, a particular Joe Pubs, with my second mindslaver and made him into a bounty hunter who had the hit on both Darth Pubbs and Master Greytide, and gave him an e-gun to help with this. Before long, an epic three-way battle went down in the hallway, and I retreated to my office, satisfied.
All the while, there was a virus going on that the admins had spawned at some point...the yoda plague. In addition to randomly combusting into flames and sneezing, the crew was subject to randomly blurting out words of wisdom. Eventually, later into the round, they spawned a small chamber near arrivals that housed a plutonium elemental; an amorphous, pulsating mass of plutonium that shot out energy bolts. As the round reached its end, I got my third mindslave, a scientist hanging out in chemistry at the time whose name I completely forget. After healing him, I told him that he was another bounty hunter, but his hit was on everyone on the station except for myself and the traitor mechanic. Confirming his orders, he set to work, and I called the AI to call the shuttle. I went to escape, kicked back, had some tea...and promptly burst into ashes.
As the round reached its conclusion, many a brave adventurer tried and failed to slay the plutonium elemental, but only one man ended up doing the deed: None other than the c-saber maker himself, slaying the being with his red saber. It dropped a plutonium core, which unfortunately, did not see much use, for the shuttle promptly arrived.
All in all, the best round I've had to date.
I immediately, from my office, ordered myself three mindslavers. I had an idea.
First things first, I stopped by the AI upload and gave him a new law saying that he had to speak like Yoda at all times...and, eventually, someone else went in, changed its name to Yoda, and delivered a green lightsaber to the upload. I promptly jaunted over to engineering and picked myself up a purple light saber because hell yeah purple lightsabers. On my way out, I let the Mechanic know that I was a traitor too, and let him in on my plan. His response was that of amusement, and he continued production while I set to work. I tagged a fellow with a mindslaver, brought him to a fairly secluded area, and instructed to him that he was a Sith Lord, and was to wreak havoc across the station. I brought him over to customs, gave him an orange lightsaber, an all-access ID, a job change to "Sith Lord" and a name change to "Darth Pubbs". I then sent him on his merry way. Later, I went down to check up on the mechanic and found a THIRD TRAITOR, and gave him the role of the Jedi Master known as Master Greytide, and he was charged with protecting the station from any eeeeevildoers.
I then tagged someone, a particular Joe Pubs, with my second mindslaver and made him into a bounty hunter who had the hit on both Darth Pubbs and Master Greytide, and gave him an e-gun to help with this. Before long, an epic three-way battle went down in the hallway, and I retreated to my office, satisfied.
All the while, there was a virus going on that the admins had spawned at some point...the yoda plague. In addition to randomly combusting into flames and sneezing, the crew was subject to randomly blurting out words of wisdom. Eventually, later into the round, they spawned a small chamber near arrivals that housed a plutonium elemental; an amorphous, pulsating mass of plutonium that shot out energy bolts. As the round reached its end, I got my third mindslave, a scientist hanging out in chemistry at the time whose name I completely forget. After healing him, I told him that he was another bounty hunter, but his hit was on everyone on the station except for myself and the traitor mechanic. Confirming his orders, he set to work, and I called the AI to call the shuttle. I went to escape, kicked back, had some tea...and promptly burst into ashes.
As the round reached its conclusion, many a brave adventurer tried and failed to slay the plutonium elemental, but only one man ended up doing the deed: None other than the c-saber maker himself, slaying the being with his red saber. It dropped a plutonium core, which unfortunately, did not see much use, for the shuttle promptly arrived.
All in all, the best round I've had to date.