Add more Segways into the Brig. AKA Mall Cop's secret weapon

[UrsulaMejor]

you'd be surprised how effective the segway ramming technique can be against an escaping brig criminal

You'd also be surprised at how effective the segway ramming technique can be against the security guards trying to stop you from escaping.

you hit one and then the rest of them swarm you and throw you in a cell?

You hit the only security on duty at 3am, he drops the taser he had previously been trying to pick up. Luck of the lag-draw says you disarm him before he can both pick-up and use it, and then you point blank tase him, steal his stuff, and walk out.

I'd say it was unlikely if I hadn't seen it done more times than I'd care to admit.