Add more Segways into the Brig. AKA Mall Cop's secret weapon

[CaptainBravo]

you'd be surprised how effective the segway ramming technique can be against an escaping brig criminal

You'd also be surprised at how effective the segway ramming technique can be against the security guards trying to stop you from escaping.

you hit one and then the rest of them swarm you and throw you in a cell?