Goonhub
11-17-2014, 11:52 PM
My personal policy as clown is I'll only mess with someone if they've messed with me.
One time I got a clown head shaped balloon and a security officer stole it.
I proceeded to arm up with a cream pie and throw it at the officer several times after waltzing into security. I think it was also a nuke round, so I proceeded to throw the pie at syndicates, mindslaves, and pretty much anyone I suspected of being evil. A pie won't save the crew, but throwing pies at people is funny.
I think the Officer later tried to rescue me so there's that.
Otherwise I probably would've spent the round building a small collection of helium balloons or walking around with the clown balloon.
One time I got a clown head shaped balloon and a security officer stole it.
I proceeded to arm up with a cream pie and throw it at the officer several times after waltzing into security. I think it was also a nuke round, so I proceeded to throw the pie at syndicates, mindslaves, and pretty much anyone I suspected of being evil. A pie won't save the crew, but throwing pies at people is funny.
I think the Officer later tried to rescue me so there's that.
Otherwise I probably would've spent the round building a small collection of helium balloons or walking around with the clown balloon.