The Clown Paradigm

[Houka]

Maybe the whole thing with the clown falling on its face every 10 steps should be removed.

Solution: Don't wear the clown shoes. Those are what cause that. Removing that from the clown shoes removes some of the Comedy(!!!) of being a Clown.

Not a lot of people will care too much if your excuse for not wearing them is that you don't want to be looted when you trip and bash your skull against the floor. Just get normal shoes, which are found a stone's throw away from where the Clown spawns.