Plastic Bags, a poor mans backpack

[Sam Guivene]

Many servers now have plastic bags readily available, they serve as a usable, yet inferior method of transport of supplies and goods, they could be useful to both increase the pollution output of our fine station drastically, and to allow people to carry more supplies, more drugs, more foodstuffs, and in general scavenge to their hearts content, and this, in no way, has anything to do with my additional added on proposal of usage of said plastic bags as a highly inefficient method of chemical dispersal...