The Clown Paradigm

[KikiMofo]

Clown has a hard life and surviving the perils of the station while constantly slipping and knocking yourself out means you have become a true clown. While I don't agree with being murdered just for being a clown I do agree that the station has the right to pick on the clown.(I also don't agree with them stealing the clown's clothes but that's SS13 life) Overcome the station and become the most robust clown you can be, if you can't handle the clown life you might as well give up on that red nose and squeaky shoes.

Moon shoes, flippers, and cowboy boots are all legit clown wear. Failing that, there's always the galoshes.

If the HOS complains about you not wearing your shoes just fart on him.

This is an example of a bad clown. You need the shoes if you are going to be a respectable clown. Never remove the shoes, mask, or suit.