Shoes Ruin The Autoloom

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I tried to fuse butt and leather together in the autoloom the other day, and when I put both of them in, I didn't get any form of butt leather after it worked, I just got the leather again, and the potential headwear was nowhere to be seen. The leather acted exactly like other normal leather too. I think science has gone too far, no form of machinery should steal a person's butt. That is a basic right of all humanity.

I didn't test putting the butt in alone, but I don't know why it would work in that context but not this one.