Best moments ever thread 2.0

[OMJ]

little bit of the proposed goonstation light RP in play here, also contains gimmick jobs

Jadon Stange says, "You!"
This is Jadon Stange.
You look closely at Jadon Stange.
This is Jadon Stange!
Jadon Stange is wearing a lawyer's suit.
Jadon Stange is wearing Jadon Stange's ID Card (Diplomat).
Jadon Stange looks slightly injured!
Jadon Stange says, "Human man!"
The soda machine beeps, "Everyone can see Orange-Aid is best!"
Old Man Jenkins says, "nice job"
Old Man Jenkins lays down a spicy riff on his saxophone!
Old Man Jenkins plays a upbeat tune with his harmonica!
Jadon Stange says, "You are dressed to the standards of your culture's upper class."
Jadon Stange says, "Are you the captain?"
Old Man Jenkins plays a chilling tune with his harmonica!
Old Man Jenkins asks, "no, but have you heard of anime?"
Old Man Jenkins plays a delightful tune with his harmonica!
Old Man Jenkins plays a upbeat tune with his harmonica!
Old Man Jenkins lays down a flirtatious riff on his saxophone!
Old Man Jenkins plays a chilling tune with his harmonica!
Jadon Stange says, "Annie..May? Yesssss. One of my Americessssse tutorsssss had that name."
Old Man Jenkins lays down a sexy riff on his saxophone!
Old Man Jenkins plays a delightful tune with his harmonica!
Old Man Jenkins says, "no, you green fuck"
Old Man Jenkins says, "anime"
Old Man Jenkins plays a upbeat tune with his harmonica!
Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
Now targeting the head.
Old Man Jenkins says, "listen"
Jadon Stange says, "Annie May, yessss. And I have been with many femalessss of my sssspeciessss."
Jadon Stange says, "All green."
Old Man Jenkins says, "in space we settle things with fists"
Old Man Jenkins asks, "so you don't fuck with anime?"
Old Dehrv stares.
Jadon Stange says, "That explainsssss the man in green garb."
Old Man Jenkins says, "i'll kill you, you green dicked fuck"
Old Dehrv says, "oh you're a diplomat"
Old Man Jenkins punches Jadon Stange!
... and lands a devastating hit!
Old Man Jenkins punches Jadon Stange!
Old Man Jenkins punches Jadon Stange!
Old Man Jenkins punches Jadon Stange!
Old Man Jenkins punches Jadon Stange!
Jadon Stange collapses!
Your intent is now set to 'disarm'.
Old Man Jenkins has been stunned with the stun baton by Old Dehrv!
Old Dehrv has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
Jadon Stange chokes.
Old Man Jenkins stammers, "ffuucckkkinngg"

very meaningful exchange