Best moments ever thread 2.0

[casualtrash]

Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "selling a single functional bomb scavenged from the bar"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "come to the market at EVA"

There were fuel tanks and oxygen tanks in the bar, so I put one back together with a radio signaller

Greg Universe dismounts from the Space Segway.
Greg Universe asks, "how much?"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "how much do you have"
Greg Universe says, "uh"
Greg Universe says, "only 300"
Isaac Kirkhope frowns.
Greg Universe asks, "what if i throw in the seg?"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "well that wouldn't be too bad"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "but uh"
Greg Universe says, "ill get the cash"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "alright"
Greg Universe climbs onto the Space Segway.

So at this point I remembered some old thread about how you should never/sometimes/never/maybe sell bombs, and didn't remember what the actual answer was, so I sent off a question

HELP: You: I have pieced together a functioning bomb out of bits and pieces I found in the bar, I remember something about not selling bombs but this dude is going to give me a segway and 300 credits for it. Am I allowed to actually sell this dumb thing
HELP: You: I'm not sure why I included his offer, as if someone would go "well for 300 credits and a segway you can't turn down an offer like that"
Admin PM from-Readster: well for 300 credits AND a segway you CAN'T turn down an offer like THAT!

So Greg comes back with the cash he's scrounged up

Greg Universe throws 300 Credits.
Don Pedro asks, "what size is the bomb?"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I did not make it"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "but I did scan it"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "it seems exceptional"
Greg Universe asks, "so are we good?"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "are you going to be a big shit and throw this bomb at security or something bad"
Greg Universe says, "naw"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "well alright"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "but you better not alright"
Greg Universe says, "its for after the round"

So I drop the bomb on the counter, but I didn't notice Greg running off immediately, and

Isaac Kirkhope throws Remote Signaling Device.

then suddenly some dude in an owlsuit picks up the remote

Isaac Kirkhope says, "don't"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "press"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "that"
Raymond Baskett (as Unknown) says, "Oh"

BOOOOOM

HELP: You: Raymond Baskett has just detonated the bomb I was explaining, I think I have seen the perfect example of not doing that again, my bad I think
Admin PM from-Marquesas: bahahahaha.

PRO TIP: DONT SELL BOMBS

Greg here,I guess that's karma for buying a bomb with a stolen segway.