Goonhub
10-21-2014, 01:55 PM
In gonna condense this whole thread.
Be paranoid as fuck. Trust no one. Also take a shit ton of drugs so you can't be stunned.
ALSO also, establish your dominance over your coworkers by pushing them over and farting on them. Don't hurt them, just gas them with your behind. They will know you are top dog. Until someone does the same to you, then they are the dominate scientist/QM/Botanist/engineer, so keep your guard up.
Also also also. Most accessible and deadly weapon for your protection is the fire extinguisher. Keep one at all times so you can beat the ever loving SHIT out of that wizard that just tried, and failed to fireball you and ended up stunning himself. Seriously, fuck that guy. Rude ass magic man.
Also also also also. If someone is being truly shit and just being a massive jerk, give that nerd a swirly.
Also also also also also. Don't take anything personally. Got killed by a traitor with a derringer? Thems the breaks. Got eatin by a changeling 2 minutes in? Happens to us all at some point or another. Got blown up because your coworker was a complete and utter imbisol and opened the valve on a bomb? Laugh like crazy because goddamn is thats funny.
Be paranoid as fuck. Trust no one. Also take a shit ton of drugs so you can't be stunned.
ALSO also, establish your dominance over your coworkers by pushing them over and farting on them. Don't hurt them, just gas them with your behind. They will know you are top dog. Until someone does the same to you, then they are the dominate scientist/QM/Botanist/engineer, so keep your guard up.
Also also also. Most accessible and deadly weapon for your protection is the fire extinguisher. Keep one at all times so you can beat the ever loving SHIT out of that wizard that just tried, and failed to fireball you and ended up stunning himself. Seriously, fuck that guy. Rude ass magic man.
Also also also also. If someone is being truly shit and just being a massive jerk, give that nerd a swirly.
Also also also also also. Don't take anything personally. Got killed by a traitor with a derringer? Thems the breaks. Got eatin by a changeling 2 minutes in? Happens to us all at some point or another. Got blown up because your coworker was a complete and utter imbisol and opened the valve on a bomb? Laugh like crazy because goddamn is thats funny.