Artifact Shenanigans

[VictorMAngoStein]

Pissed off a bunch of people by stealing shoes as a clown, found a forcefield artifact near the entrance to engineering, and used it to slow down the angry mob. I'd click the artifact, they'd all be stuck outside the force field, and I'd dance and flip them off until it was time to start running again. They eventually cornered me in research and fed me to a changeling.