Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Sam Guivene]

A few months ago, as a clown, I was walking along minding my own business when I came across a traitor threatening to blow up the station if the crew failed to meet his demands. So naturally I did what any clown would do and ran off with his bomb. He managed to shoot me and the cannister broke but for whatever reason the bomb didn't explode, he must have been bluffing.

I don't think canister bombs go off if they get cracked, usually that just releases blazing hot plasma as opposed to going boom. (Even in real life this would cause a flash over and propel the canister in the opposite direction at a high speed and fuck up whoever is on the other side, still no big boom though)