Nerf colds somehow

[Marquesas]

Colds being arbitrarily dumb is a thing pathology will solve. Up until then it's one of those things which work weirdly but since it affects people literally no more than the display of a few messages and is broken for no good reason (I actually looked into this, nothing indicates you _should_ be getting more than one copy), I think there are much more pressing things to worry about.

That being said, the time invested in fixing this could be better spent on something else. Beer, for example.