We have Ducktape?

[neogeo0823]

You totally should be able to. Doing so could hyphenate their names, and allow you to press a shortcut button like CTRL + left click to cycle which weapon fires. It would be completely overpowered though, even if it used a whole roll of tape in the process.

Of course, now this also makes me wish there were randomized laser weapon names so that I can collect and tape them all together into the hilarious "Graser-Taser-momaser-banafanafofaser-feefifophaser-...laser".