Miscreant objectives for clown

[Crumplehat]

Attain a high-level job and immediately squander it by being hilariously incompetent at it (or by not doing it at all, or by merely pretending to do it).

Give out balloons to the whole station.

Follow someone around, mimicking their every move. Repeating what they say is optional (More optional than this objective already is, anyway).

Talk the botanists into giving you your very own banana plant.