Best moments ever thread 2.0

[BruiseCruise]

I was showing a fellow scientist around some telesci areas and grabbing some loot, including the AK-744, when our trip was rudely interrupted by a changeling eating my buddy while I left him for a few minutes. The AI bolted him into telesci, and I came back driving a Martian rover to find in full abomination form, having finished devouring the HOS and attacking a janitor while a medborg attacked him. I hopped out and emptied the entire AK clip into him, which he survived, and proceeded to acid spit and LSD sting me. However, it weakened him enough that the medborg managed to pull me away and heal me up while he regenerated. When I woke up there another medic had entered, and we proceeded to chase the abomination around telesci, hitting him with everything on hand while the borg healed us up, all while hallucinated monkeys and strange creatures attacked me. A couple times, he climbed into the rover and I had to shove him out.

The fight eventually ended when the handheld artifact the abomination was hitting us with exploded, promptly gibbing him, killing the medic and leaving me very confused, but victorious.

I was the mediborg and feel the need to point a few things out. The janitor wasn't actually a janitor, they were a roboticist changeling.

The same changeling that went onto the shuttle, got turned mini, and was promptly gibbed with one swift stomping.

Changeling 'boticist reporting in. Basically I was having a lousy round as ling (kept getting discovered, wasn't being robust) so I wandered into the Research Wing to see if I could find anyone isolated. The only person I found was some guy who had been following me all round. I've done rounds with multiple lings before so I had my suspicions, which were confirmed when he spit acid at me. Thankfully I was prepared, so the minute I woke from stun I hit him too. What happened next was basically a giant pissing match between who could spit acid/sting when they came out of stun. At some point another crewmember with said Rover and AK came in and they attacked the other ling thinking I was an innocent. I also accepted a tracking implant from a borg earlier, so luckily he teleported in and helped me out of there when he saw what was going on. After that I regenerated and ran to the shuttle only to be stepped on after being shrunk in Shambler form.

It really wasn't a good round for me, but the skirmish in Telesci was nothing short of amazing. I woke up and had no idea where all of the explosions and random items came from.