Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Conor12]

I was made a meatcube with a meat gun.

That's the whole story.

I scared this meatcube away by using my energy gun's taser.
Regretted it when this happened:

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This is "Dinosaur".
I love you!

Dinosaur punches out Conor The Doomed!

"Dinosaur" mauls Conor The Doomed!

Dinosaur devours Conor The Doomed in one bite!

Nothing speaks love like consuming and mauling people!

Quite a round.