Summon Monster spell for the wizard

[Sam Guivene]

This should have a large chance of summoning one of a wide variety of useless creatures (I.E. 1-5 cockroaches, a rabbit, an amusing duck, george, cats, lions, cluwnespiders, cluwnes (they are basically animals)), hell, maybe you admins could code in a few more useless and harmless mob animals just for this.