Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job

[Embolism]

Journalist sounds best so far, but might be a bit close to Tourist in that they're both about delivering statements on the godawful nature of the station rather than actively contributing to it.

My suggestion: Burglar. Starts with a sack instead of backpack, complete with dollar sign on it. Black & white striped uniform and balaclava. Crew objectives: Steal everything not nailed down, or accumulate a hundred thousand credits.

A job that's sole purpose is to get chased down by security and arrested for theft?

So basically a Staff Assistant.