Goonhub
01-03-2013, 04:12 PM
Round 1: I spawn in as a gentleman named Dr. Feelgood, and set to work. I get two syringes with 5 units of space drugs in them, and then an entire beaker box of phosphorus, then another entire beaker box of sugar/potassium. Thus began the long years of Space Drugs Smoke. But then, suddenly, I'm made a traitor. I expect it to be an "Everyone is the traitor" round, but then I see my objective. "Make everybody feel alright". Oh God Yes. I set to work making -everyone- inhale my Space Drugs smoke, filling rooms and halls with the stuff so that there is no escape, people chasing and cursing me for it, when I finally get caught. For some reason, I die in my cell. Then Halerina tells me to take some consolation and begins playing "Dr. Feelgood" through the game. Then I get cloned and continue my spree, the whole station now aware of my presence. Then there was some shit about brains breaking and terrible depression or something, which really ruined the feel good vibe, but Partybot and I spread the goodness around the station. And it was grand.
Round 2: I spawn in as a geneticist and do my duties as usual. A scientist comes and asks for a monkey, then a bit later asks to be let out. I open the door and WHAM, mindslaved. I make a ton of monkey injectors, find out that a man I was supposed to clone was one of his targets, hide that man, and then get an extinguisher.
First, he PDA bombs a shitload of people, including me having him bomb my PDA at one point underneath the captain, who was a target. I put the captain in a locker, drag him back to my master, and lock him in the radiation chamber. Some vigilante shows up to harass us, but mistakes -me- for the only traitor. I end up getting an extinguisher of Space Lube and using it to slip up and then kill a ton of people, turning their corpses into monkies so they won't ever be cloned.
Then it comes time to leave. In order to keep my body from having it's implant removed, I drug a cannister of plasma to the escape arm (It was sitting in medbay, I dunno) with a lit welding torch in hand, and release the gas. I die in an ungodly inferno just after welding the space access near EVA shut, my welder ensuring that the fire won't go out any time soon. My master escapes without any suspicion around him, with only 3 other people managing to get out through the massive blaze.
Round 2: I spawn in as a geneticist and do my duties as usual. A scientist comes and asks for a monkey, then a bit later asks to be let out. I open the door and WHAM, mindslaved. I make a ton of monkey injectors, find out that a man I was supposed to clone was one of his targets, hide that man, and then get an extinguisher.
First, he PDA bombs a shitload of people, including me having him bomb my PDA at one point underneath the captain, who was a target. I put the captain in a locker, drag him back to my master, and lock him in the radiation chamber. Some vigilante shows up to harass us, but mistakes -me- for the only traitor. I end up getting an extinguisher of Space Lube and using it to slip up and then kill a ton of people, turning their corpses into monkies so they won't ever be cloned.
Then it comes time to leave. In order to keep my body from having it's implant removed, I drug a cannister of plasma to the escape arm (It was sitting in medbay, I dunno) with a lit welding torch in hand, and release the gas. I die in an ungodly inferno just after welding the space access near EVA shut, my welder ensuring that the fire won't go out any time soon. My master escapes without any suspicion around him, with only 3 other people managing to get out through the massive blaze.