Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job

[Megapaco]

Elite Security. Spawns with random parts of the TURDS outfit, no access, and a random bottle of strong alcohol in addition to alcohol resistance. His only job is to reminicse about the glory days and get in bar fights.

This. And make it so they're so drunk that weapons don't work for them and we don't have as much vigilantes.

Pubbie McScrubs attempted to shoot the revolver but it was pointed the wrong way!

Pubbie McScrubs swings the baton and hits him self in the face!