Goonhub
01-03-2013, 11:38 AM
So a couple nights ago I caught a security officer choking the janitor to death for some unspecified crime. I quickly adminhelp his ass. What happens next is typical of an overzealous security guard:
1) Gets disarmed by said janitor.
2) Gets stunned.
3) Gets handcuffed
4) Stripped
5) Left to steam in anger, naked and handcuffed in the brig. No ID or anything.
6) Find out that the crime was mopping the floors with the signs up near security.
So the moral of this story is: Don't choke people.
1) Gets disarmed by said janitor.
2) Gets stunned.
3) Gets handcuffed
4) Stripped
5) Left to steam in anger, naked and handcuffed in the brig. No ID or anything.
6) Find out that the crime was mopping the floors with the signs up near security.
So the moral of this story is: Don't choke people.