More incentive for artifact research

[Sam Guivene]

Artifacts definitely need more effects, and they definitely need to stop being shitty noise maker 90% of the time.

Making the more interesting ones more common like the wish granters or the gravity wells would be nice, along with adding some new ones that turn you into a lizard or monkey, or maybe a reverse borger that turns borgs into humans. Or something that causes everyone around the artifact to be effected by extreme levels of berserker and space madness, or one that creates a shockwave when activated, pushing everyone away from it, similar to a super fart.

or even better, an artifact that farts, screams, or poos upon being touched