Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Bologna Prime]

New brig is pretty awesome. Room for lots of people and the captain came in to play basketball with us. Of course none of us actually wanted to be in the brig, sec didn't seem interested in letting us out, and the shuttle was on its way. Fortunately someone smuggled in an unloaded riot shotgun, which I used to break the windows. Cue a prison riot followed by a bunch of dead bodies in sec. I almost escaped in a pod but a segway from a previous escape attempt was blocking the door to the hangar.

I was traitor detective that round. Started a protection racket with the brig zoo and fought the horde of angry prisoners that included yourself.