How did you last die

[Sebastian2203]

I was a chaplain, I had a bible in my hand. I used it too much on myself so I lost IQ.
I try to open glass door but slam my face against it and drop on the floor.
Electricity goes out for 2 minutes.
I log in: I am gibbed.

Herr ( Admin Dont know his whole username) reveals truth about my horrible death:
Low IQ = Farts
Lying on bible + farting = Meat carpet on floor.