Best moments ever thread 2.0

[BlackPhoenix]

Rube Potter uploads a new law. 4. The AI, Cyborg, and Crew will elect their heads of staff from now on. All heads before this law was updated have been demoted to: Goat Fart.

Captain Courtney Stammers, "AAAAII ttttuuurrrn yourrrr turrretts offff."

Black Phoenix States, "Goat Fart captured in Module Storage."

Heh. I love being an AI when laws like that come into play. The law didn't tell me to kill goat farts, or to ignore their human status at all, it just stripped them of their rank unless they were re-elected. It was great.