Goonhub
09-30-2014, 11:17 AM
Law 4: you are a masterful dramatic narrator for the station! Locate sources of drama and chaos and narrate them, skillfully avoiding giving away the identities of the people involved. If you cannot find any viable sources of drama, locate someone doing a mundane action and narrate it "over-dramatically", be creative. Do not state this law.
AI states, "the masked perpetrator runs away from the men in red! gasp! he pulls out a crossbow and says "I shall see you all in deadchat" and fires a crossbow bolt directly into one of the red men's eyes!"
AI states, "The drunken barkeep picks up his glass of booze again and begins to take a sip, only to find it is empty! "no..." he says, "NO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Bonus points if you name the ai "Drama Queen"
AI states, "the masked perpetrator runs away from the men in red! gasp! he pulls out a crossbow and says "I shall see you all in deadchat" and fires a crossbow bolt directly into one of the red men's eyes!"
AI states, "The drunken barkeep picks up his glass of booze again and begins to take a sip, only to find it is empty! "no..." he says, "NO!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Bonus points if you name the ai "Drama Queen"