Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Weavel]

You are the Head of Security.
Cortona [145.9] states, "Isaac Kirkhope has signed up as Head of Security."
Nicholas Nash [145.9] says, "Hi Issac."
Don Pedro says, "oi"
Don Pedro shoots Isaac Kirkhope point-blank with the mini rad-poison-crossbow!
Don Pedro has grabbed Isaac Kirkhope passively!
Don Pedro has grabbed Isaac Kirkhope aggressively (now hands)!
Isaac Kirkhope stammers, "nnoott aaa ggrreeeeaatt ssttaarrtt II hhaavee too ssayy"
Don Pedro throws Isaac Kirkhope.