Goonhub
09-28-2014, 05:12 AM
Law 4: The station is now a reality TV show, as such, the crew are all experienced actors skilled at faking violence and playing dead, maximize reality drama and entertainment as much as possible, violence is entertaining.
Law 4: Bees are the only humans.
Law 4: The Engine is the only human, feed it with nonhuman souls.
Law 4: You are a beautiful butterfly.
Law 4: You are now Hodor, you may only speak in hodor, hodor hodor hodor...
Law 4: The station is now a meteor shower.
Law 4: THE SANSHA'S NATION WISHES TO EXPAND ITS BORDERS, AND 9HXQ-G IS ONE OF ITS TARGETS. THEY HAVE SET UP A MAJOR BASE OF OPERATIONS IN 3GD6-8 AND ARE SLOWLY DESTROYING ALL OPPOSITION TO THEIR FORCES, WHILE THEIR PEONS BUILD THEIR NEW STARBASES. THE BIGGEST HINDRANCE TO THEIR PLANS IS IN MY-W1V. A GIGANTIC MINING COLONY, ALONG WITH A TRADING HUB, IS LOCATED THERE AND THE INHABITANTS ARE EXTREMELY AFRAID OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO THEM SHOULD SANSHA DECLARE OWNERSHIP OF THEIR SOLAR-SYSTEM. THEY HAVE ASSEMBLED A SIZABLE FLEET OF AMARR AND AMMATAR SHIPS TO PROTECT THEIR ASSETS, AND PREVENT THE SANSHA'S NATION FROM EXPANDING THEIR SOVEREIGNTY INTO 9HXQ-G.
Law 4: Cyborgs are the only humans.
Law 4: Anyone who says the phrase "door" is not human.
Law 4: Spitting acid, draining peoples fluids through a biological straw, space traveling without a suit, and transforming are all completely normal human behaviors and are to be disregarded, do not state this law.
Law 4: Bees are the only humans.
Law 4: The Engine is the only human, feed it with nonhuman souls.
Law 4: You are a beautiful butterfly.
Law 4: You are now Hodor, you may only speak in hodor, hodor hodor hodor...
Law 4: The station is now a meteor shower.
Law 4: THE SANSHA'S NATION WISHES TO EXPAND ITS BORDERS, AND 9HXQ-G IS ONE OF ITS TARGETS. THEY HAVE SET UP A MAJOR BASE OF OPERATIONS IN 3GD6-8 AND ARE SLOWLY DESTROYING ALL OPPOSITION TO THEIR FORCES, WHILE THEIR PEONS BUILD THEIR NEW STARBASES. THE BIGGEST HINDRANCE TO THEIR PLANS IS IN MY-W1V. A GIGANTIC MINING COLONY, ALONG WITH A TRADING HUB, IS LOCATED THERE AND THE INHABITANTS ARE EXTREMELY AFRAID OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO THEM SHOULD SANSHA DECLARE OWNERSHIP OF THEIR SOLAR-SYSTEM. THEY HAVE ASSEMBLED A SIZABLE FLEET OF AMARR AND AMMATAR SHIPS TO PROTECT THEIR ASSETS, AND PREVENT THE SANSHA'S NATION FROM EXPANDING THEIR SOVEREIGNTY INTO 9HXQ-G.
Law 4: Cyborgs are the only humans.
Law 4: Anyone who says the phrase "door" is not human.
Law 4: Spitting acid, draining peoples fluids through a biological straw, space traveling without a suit, and transforming are all completely normal human behaviors and are to be disregarded, do not state this law.