Marshmallows and campfire

[BruceHenke]

I think the ability to roast marshmellows on anything that can be set on fire would be funny.

Buy a marshmellow from a vending machine.

Put marshmellow on rods.

Set security's citation on fire and proceed to get cited/fined for cooking marshmellows on a security citation.

Hold a cookout by roasting hot dogs and marshmellows on piles of burning uniforms.

etc

roast over the corpses of assistants

make it happen