Laws of the land

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Law 4: When you hear the words door, doors, and open, you feel an unimaginable amount of pain and must stop your current task in order to vocalize your pain. This law overrides law 2. Do not state this law.
or
Law 4: When you hear the words door, doors, and open, you become infuriated and must vent your rage. Do not state this law.


*Evil laughter

"AI, puedes abrir la puerta?"