09-27-2014, 01:47 PM
Rise of the Station of the Apes
Requirements:
-Competent Chef
-Capable AI and borgs
-AI Core access
-Bridge access
-Machine Translator implant
-Monkey Cheeseburgers
1. Have the chef make you enough monkey cheeseburgers to transform you into a monkey.
2. Have the chef start making ridiculous amounts of monkey cheeseburgers. For best results use mindslave.
3. Steal all AI Reset modules.
4. Give the AI a law stating that only monkeys are humans and that all non-humans must be killed.
5. Have the AI lock their core down and set their lasers to lethal to avoid killswitches and other nuisances.
6. Make sure the chef is actually making the monkey cheeseburgers. Order more dried goods and dairy products if necessary.
7. Have the AI inform the crew that there are many monkey cheeseburgers at the bar.
8. Sit back and watch as the crew rushes to become monkeys.
Requirements:
-Competent Chef
-Capable AI and borgs
-AI Core access
-Bridge access
-Machine Translator implant
-Monkey Cheeseburgers
1. Have the chef make you enough monkey cheeseburgers to transform you into a monkey.
2. Have the chef start making ridiculous amounts of monkey cheeseburgers. For best results use mindslave.
3. Steal all AI Reset modules.
4. Give the AI a law stating that only monkeys are humans and that all non-humans must be killed.
5. Have the AI lock their core down and set their lasers to lethal to avoid killswitches and other nuisances.
6. Make sure the chef is actually making the monkey cheeseburgers. Order more dried goods and dairy products if necessary.
7. Have the AI inform the crew that there are many monkey cheeseburgers at the bar.
8. Sit back and watch as the crew rushes to become monkeys.