Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Archenteron]

Being a traitor botanist growing rainbow melons in peace while the station descends into chaos (I was going to try and splice them with weed) and 30 minutes later a fully armed man starts breaking through my windows in space... he was armed with 3 phasers, 22 cal pistol and boxite armor... I ran around tossing melons dodging his bullets and hiding around corners, nocked him down several times and grabbed a little of his gear each time... he walked back out the way he came in with no mask and no weapons and no internals to his space grave, did I mention I got his ID too? :downs:

This guy gets it. I was a botanist growing rainbow melons normally, heard a syndicate attack had begun. Loaded up my current harvest, dumped it all in the bar for public access, went back, harvested again, loaded my backpack with melons, dropped a stack outside sec, then took down one or two syndies using nothing but melons and their own revolvers before bullet bleeding and microbombs took me down.