Good Idea/Bad Idea

[Sam Guivene]

(this is probably a stupid idea, but I thought a british cop broborg would be funny)

Constable Borg

No one likes a sec borg, so instead of robocop I'm suggesting the security version of a bro borg

Has a bearskin hat like the queen's guard.

Instead of a burger they carry a crumpet they can feed to a crewmen.

A tea dispenser, because why not. (also a notactuallyasec borg that serves tea while issuing a citation just sounds nice)

A sec PDA so the Constable borg isn't too useless and can still give people stupid fines and summon beepsky.

British accent is optional.

Other Constable borg things could include standard borg fare, like a crowbar, flashlight, and maybe a fire extinguisher if it isn't too much of a bad idea.

This was discussed, and debated in depth, definitely a bad idea... However, what if we had some kind of a keeper borg, which could pick up tables, chairs, and other objects and place them down in other location. Literally a borg with the one purpose of mundanely rearranging things.