Official Traitor Items Discussion Thread (Wonk)

[APARTHEID]

i know this probably has been suggested to death but i have an idea for a cool robotics traitor item

rocket fists. shoot your fists at people at high speeds and go pick that sucker back up

since you can operate on yourself while drunk it'd be kinda easy to give em to yourself

ROCKET ARM : 5 Telecrystals : Roboticist-Only.

Replace one of your spindly, wasting HUMAN arms with a ROBUST REPLACEMENT from the Syndicate! Proper! (all Syndicate armaments created, drafted, and produced are subsidized by the Discount Dan's Half-A-Man Army Surplus Plant.)

With a wink of an eye or a twist of your fist, you TOO can be a Mega-Man! Knock out people with a rocket-propelled NO THANKS! to the FACE! RIP AND TEAR your way into EVA with your BARE ROBOT HAND! Hurl VERBAL ABUSE at your OPPONENTS as you REATTACH your ARTIFICIAL APPENDAGE with a LACK OF GRACE AND SPEED!

Wreck 'em! Beat 'em! Blow your top with this ROCKET ARM today!

(It's the Bowling Kit 2013; shoot an arm that'll knock people unconscious or can tear through walls like a Hulk.)