[ KITCHEN/CHEMISTRY ] New Chems in Food; Heart Attacks & Fat

[Noah Buttes]

Simply put, the food we eat doesn't affect us as it should; all the MONSTERs and coronators we cram into ourselves have no effect on either health or figure.

The last time I ate a single THE MONSTER I got a serious overdose of cholesterol and died within 2 minutes.

Yeesh, I can wander through fires on a single aspirin and one burger kills you? :

What sort of aspirin are you taking!?

The damage from a plasma fire will greatly outpace most healing chems.