Official Traitor Items Discussion Thread (Wonk)

[Walrus]

So the world been searching for the ultimate chaplien item? After years of exploring the deaths of space i broke into a hidden temple and stole their most sacred relic...A device so maddening and soulcrushing it would put cuthulu to shame

I'm finding it hard to properly immerse myself in the backstory of this traitor item. Could you elaborate why this DDR machine is capable of giving you brain damage?