Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Jerkface00]

You cut out your heart with the circular saw!
Xiphos Volund throws the circular saw.
Xiphos Volund gasps.
Xiphos Volund gasps.
Xiphos Volund gasps.
Xiphos Volund waves.
Xiphos Volund gasps.
Boris Caralarm attempts to feed Xiphos Volund Xiphos Volund's heart.
Xiphos Volund nods.
Boris Caralarm feeds Xiphos Volund Xiphos Volund's heart.
You briefly think you probably shouldn't be eating raw meat.