Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Noah Buttes]

Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Noah Buttes says, "Hail satan"
Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Cyborg Phi-87 [145.9] states, "Apparently joking about making a killing on the black market is grounds for summary execution."
Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Ruben Dario slurs, "Chaplain"
Noah Buttes says, "Your friend is probs out cold"
Sheep [145.9] states, "Wow, that is rude."
The snack machine beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
Noah Buttes says, "he drank a shit-ton of liqour"
Ruben Dario shakes Dick James Pitch trying to wake Dick James Pitch up!
Ruben Dario slurs, "Whaff a jerg."
Noah Buttes says, "I can bring him through my 10 step alcohol rehabilitation program"
Ruben Dario slurs, "Alrighffy"

Later,

You cut into Dick James Pitch's chest with the scalpel!
You cut Dick James Pitch's chest open with the scalpel!
You saw Dick James Pitch's ribcage open with the circular saw!
Perdu Pyrocroft [145.9] says, "Well killing like that, i would aggree"
Brenden Hardy [145.9] says, "Thank you, AI"
You cut into Dick James Pitch's chest with the scalpel!
You cut Dick James Pitch's aorta and vena cava with the scalpel!
Noah Buttes exclaims, "HAIL SATAN!"
You cut out Dick James Pitch's heart with the circular saw!